Are you a cock?

Some of you might have already answered yes to this question, but let me explain about a specific type of cock who annoys me. The person who orders a cocktail at a busy pub. I know the pandemic has taken a lot of our socialising time away from us, but it seems these cocktail drinkers …

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I’ve been to the pub

You know it's weird times when going to the pub has become something to blog about. But here we are! About 10 days ago pubs, bars and restaurants were opened in England. Dubbed Super Saturday because large swathes of the economy were all opening at once, the headlines the next day confirmed drunk people aren't …

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