Are you a cock?

Some of you might have already answered yes to this question, but let me explain about a specific type of cock who annoys me.

The person who orders a cocktail at a busy pub.

I know the pandemic has taken a lot of our socialising time away from us, but it seems these cocktail drinkers are here to do it too.

And don’t get me wrong, I love a cocktail and would happily drink them all the time. But I also know when a pub is busy the bar staff want to be pulling pints or pouring wines. Getting out the shaker just means the queue starts to back up.

I’m not saying cocktails should never be ordered in a pub, but on a thirsty Thursday when everyone who has made the journey into the office that week you sit tight and sip your wine / spirit and mixer / pint / soft drink. Whatever can be poured in no time.

So, the next time you’re in a pub and want something a little different, please consider how busy it is and decide if you’re a cock or not.

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